02/28/2019 at 14:45 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Just don't call it a Volvo.
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If it has Thor’s Hammer headlights it’s a damn Volvo.
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That's hideous. Just give me an electric V90 plz
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Am I the only one who thinks “Polestar” sounds like a slang term for a stripper?
![]() 02/28/2019 at 15:02 |
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Not the first one, not the only one LOL.
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I thought it sounded like a 1960s research satellite.
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Breaking news: Volvo announces Polestar 2 (sequel memes are still relevant, right?)
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That’s a nicer thought.
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Yep, the Concept 40.2 was bad, and I think they’ve mostly made things worse.
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Them: “But it isn’t a Volvo! See we removed the Volvo logo! Not a Volvo!”
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That's exactly what I'd expect from a resident Oregonian
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Can I have the special edition Stripper version?
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Ha! Hadn’t even thought about that.
I stopped patronizing such establishments years before moving here, so I’m not experiencing Portland to its fullest extent. I just have to enjoy Portland’s other attractions: the violent protests, blight and the homelessness epidemic.